ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:00 PM) :
ß â÷åðà ìàêàðîíû âàðèë.
Êòî-òî ñêàçàë äàâíî, ÷òîá ïðîâåðèòü, ñâàðèëèñü îíè àëè íåò, èõ íàäî (îäíó
ìàêàðîíèíó) çàõ..ÿ÷èòü íà ïîòîëîê. Ïðèëèïëà-ñâàðèëèñü.
Íó ÿ è çàõ..ÿ÷èë â÷åðà ïîëîâíèê....ïðèëèïëè, ñöóêè, è âèñÿò óæå íî÷ü è óòðî,
íå ïàäàþò, áë..äè. Øòóê 50 øìàëüíóë íà ââåðõ. Êàê ÷åðâè âèñÿò. ׸ äåëàòü ? Ïîòîëîê
ìîþùèéñÿ, íî êàê èõ äîñòàòü ?
Necroscope (01:00 PM) :
ÐÛÄÀÞ, ÂÀËßÞÑÜ ÏÎÄ ÑÒÎËÎÌ, ÑÓÄÎÐÎÃÈ ÙÀ ÁÓÄÓÒ!!!
óóóãããóàààãàààààààà!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:00 PM) :
ß ñåðüåçíî.
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:01 PM) :
Êàê ýòó õåðü òåïåðü ñíÿòü ñ ïîòîëêà ?
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:01 PM) :
Èëè ýòî øóòêà ïðî ïîòîëîê è ïðîâåðêó ìàêàðîí áûëà ???????
Necroscope (01:02 PM) :
çàëåçü íà ñòóë, è ðóêàìè äîñòàíü....
*âûòèðàåò ñë¸çû*
Ýòî ÃÝÃ! Ïðè÷¸ì ÑÒÀÀÀÐÛÉ!!!! ÀÀÀõõàõàõàõàõààààààà.........
ÈÊ! )))))))))))))))))))))))))
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:02 PM) :
Ñî ñòóëà ß ÍÅ ÄÎÒßÃÈÂÀÞÑÜ ÄÎ ÏÎÒÎËÊÀ !!!!, ïðîáîâàë óæå â÷åðà. Êàê êîçåë
ñêàêàë.
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:02 PM) :
Ìëÿ, à ÿ ïîâåëñÿ, ¨Á !!!
Necroscope (01:02 PM) :
Øâàáðîé !
Necroscope (01:03 PM) :
ðåâó...
Ùÿ çà ìíîé äóðêó ïðèøëþò!!!
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:03 PM) :
Ìîæ ñàìè âûñîõíóò è ñâàëÿòñÿ....
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:04 PM) :
Íó Äýí, ÿ òî îòêóäà çíàë, ÷òî ýòî ïðèêîë ? ß ðåøèë, ÷òî âíàòóðå, òàê èõ
âàðåííîñòü ïðîâåðèòü ðåàëüíî. Áàáà æå â ðåêëàìå ñëåçó íà ñêîâîðîäó
ðîíÿåò.....
Necroscope (01:04 PM) :
âàäà òîêà ñ ïîòîëêîì!
%_)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ìîæíî ÿ ýòîò ëîã íà ôîðóì êèíó?
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:05 PM) :
Òû ÷¸, ìåíÿ æ òàê è áóäóò çà äýáèëà äåðæàòü. ÍÅÒ !
Necroscope (01:06 PM) :
Áðàò,  ÍÀØŨ ñòðàíå ïîòîëêè ÁÅËßÒ ÁË..ÒÜ ÏÎÁÅËÊÎÉ, Ò.å. ìåëîì.
Ïðèêèíü ÷¸ áóäåò ïîñëå 3-õ ðàç ïðèãîòîâëåíèÿ ìàêàðîí?
À ê ñåáå â æîðíàë? È ñ èçìåíåíèåì èì¸í? ÏËÇ,,,
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:06 PM) :
Ìëÿ, ÿæ èõ ïðèëåïèë íå íàä ïëåòîé......à â öåòðå, íàä ëþñòðîé ïî÷òè, îòîøåë
ñ ïîëîâíèêîì, è ìåòíóë ñíèçó ââåðõ, îíè øë¸ï, è ïðèëèïëè, íàìåðòâî. ß æäàë,
ïîêà ñâàëÿòñÿ, óñòàë ñòîÿòü ïîä íèìè ñ ìîðäîé çàäðàííîé.
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:08 PM) :
À êàäà êèäàë, òàì æå êàïåëüêè íà ïîëîâíèêå.....îíè íå ââåðõ ïîëåòåëè, à
çàëÿïàëè õîëîäèëüíèê.....åùå è åãî ìûòü íàäî.
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:08 PM) :
Êîðî÷å, îõ..åííî ÿ â÷åðà óæèí, ÷óâñòâóþ, ïðèãîòîâèë.
Necroscope (01:08 PM) :
Ïëàêàþ..
ß ùà óññóñü!!!! îñòàíîâèñü!!!! Áðàò! Ïðîøó!!!!
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:09 PM) :
ß òå ãîðå ñâîå ãðþ, á..ÿ. Êàê ÌÀÊÀÐÎÍÛ Ñ ÏÎÒÎËÊÀ
ÑÍßÒÜ ???
Ñêàëüïåëåì ñðåçàòü ?
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:09 PM) :
Íàõ..é ÿ â öåíòð îòîøåë ? Ìåòàë áû íàä ðàêîâèíîé...÷¸ òà ÿ íå ïîéìó ñåáÿ....
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:10 PM) :
Õîðîøî, á..ÿ, íå âñå êàñòðþëþ (ïà÷êó) çàõ..ÿ÷èë. À òî á òàê ñ ïîòîëêà è æðàë,
êàê ìóõà....
Necroscope (01:10 PM) :
çóáàìè ñãðûçè!!! ))))))))))))))))))))))
Áëèí, íó âîçüìè øâàáðó!!!
Ïîéäó ïîññó, ùà ëîïíó îò ñìåõà!!!!
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:10 PM) :
Á..ÿ, íåò ó ìåíÿ ØÂÀÁÐÛ, òîêà ïîìåëî. ß ïîë ðóêàìè è òðÿïêîé ìîþ, ðàêîì íàçàä
ïîëçàþ.
Necroscope (01:11 PM) :
ïðèåçæàé - äàì!
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:11 PM) :
Âîò òàê ìûë îäèí ðàç îò îêíà è ê ïëèòå, à òàì æåíà â äóõîâêå ÷¸ òà ãîòîâèëà.
Ïèðîã ïîìîéìó. Ñòåêëî äóõîâêè 250 ãðàäóñîâ. Íó ÿ æîïîé è óïåðñÿ â
ñòåêëûøêî.......
Necroscope (01:13 PM) :
Òû ðåøèë ìåíÿ óìîðèòü???
ß-æ òå ãîâîðèë - "Áåðåãè ïîïêó!!!"
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:13 PM) :
Åùå ìåíÿ îòåö íàåá..ë.......ñêàçàë, ÷òî ðåàëüíî ñâàðèòü ÿéöà â ìèêðîâîëíå,
áåç âîäû. Íó ÿ çàõ..ÿ÷èë 5 øòóê íà òàðåëî÷êå.....íà 2 ìèíóòû ïîñòàâèë. Òîêà
ïîêóðèòü îòîøåë, òàì, á..ÿ, ïðÿì áîé íà÷àëñÿ. Íà ïîñëåäíåì âçðûâå äâåðöó
îòêðûëî, è ïîñëåäíåå ÿéöî êîãäà ðâàíóëî, âñÿ ýòà õåðü äîëåòåëà äî ñòåíêè
õîëîäèëüíèêà, è çàëÿïàëà âñå ìîé ìàãíèòèêè. Îí ðæàë, êàê ëîñÿðà, àæ äî ñëåç.
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:14 PM) :
Íó îòêóäà ÿ çíàë, ÷òî íåçÿ ÿéöà â ìèêðîâîëíå â ñêîðëóïå êëàñòü....
Necroscope (01:14 PM) :
%"!?;%*?()_ÇÕÙÄÏÀÌÂÈÑÒÆÞ(*?Ì ØËÀ;Ìßîóüíèöñãøêä ïàÃÐ
Ïëàêàþ...
òèõî ñêóëþ óæå...
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:14 PM) :
Èëè ÿ ïðîñòî òóïîé ?
Necroscope (01:15 PM) :
Íå, áðàò - òû ÓÌÍÛÉ!
Òîêà äîâåð÷èâûé!
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:15 PM) :
Ïåíó õîòåë â âàííóþ. Ïåíû íåò. Ñåñòðà òàê ãðèò ïî òåëåôîíó, ñòèðàëüíîãî
ïîðîøêà ñûïàíè, áóäåò ïåíà. Ñûïàíóë, â âîäó ëåã.....ó ìåíÿ âîëîñû ïîëåíÿëè
âñå íà òåëå, ïàõó, è æîïå. ÎÍ ñ îòáåëèâàòåëåì áûë....
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:16 PM) :
Êàê àëüáèíîñ õîäèë, ñ ïóõîì áåëûì íà ãðóäè. È æîïà âñÿ áåëàÿ áûëà...
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:16 PM) :
È íîãè.....
Necroscope (01:16 PM) :
Áëèí, òû â íàòóðå , èëè ïðèäóìûâàåøü?
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:17 PM) :
ß òå ñëó÷àè èç æèçíè ðàññêàçûâàþ. ïðîñòî ñ ìàêàðîíàìè âñïîìíèë îñòàëüíûå.
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:17 PM) :
ß ëåæàë òî â âàííîé 40 ìèíóò â ñòèðàëüíîì ïîðîøêå....
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:17 PM) :
Îòìà÷èâàëñÿ, ÁË..ÒÜ..........
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:17 PM) :
Îòìî÷èëñÿ, êàê ðóáàøêà.......
Necroscope (01:18 PM) :
ùà èìåíà èçìåíþ è çàêèíó â æîðíàë!
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:18 PM) :
Äýí, íå íàäî.
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:18 PM) :
Ýòîæ ïîçîðèùå êàêîå.
Necroscope (01:18 PM) :
À íèêòî íå óçíàåò ÷òî ýòî òû!
ÏÎÂÀÐ (01:19 PM) :
.............íî ðæàòü òî íàäî ìíîé áóäóò.........
Necroscope (01:19 PM) :
ñìåõ ïðîäëåâåò æèñòü!
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